Ushuaia – Temple & Iceberg Trails: A Journey Through Asperger's

Hallo and Goodbye Ushuaia (again!)

4 March 2024 – Buenos Aires – Ushuaia

OK, before we do anything else, lets address the elephant seal in the room… despite my best intentions, this trip will be another ‘backblog’… and possibly come in as drips and drabs.

Reasons for this are myriad – It’s easiest to blame Swan Hellenic’s new Wifi access policy. The Included “Silver Package” means that Wifi internet access is available, but is extremely limited – one device at a time and only a handful of sites.

You can upgrade and purchase better access, but only for the entire remainder of the voyage (pro-rata per day) at a rate that I could in no way justify. This also meant that the app/website for this blog was blocked.

True, I could have kept notes or a running daily draft on a MS Word document and selected my pictures – saved them in a directory per day – ready to upload once I’m home… but ‘couldda, wouldda shouldda’… I didn’t. I was too busy either taking pictures or participating/watching some guest activity or frankly – eating! Yes, I gained 3 kgs / 6.6 pounds during this 21 day journey – it is what it is.

As for pictures – some serious FOMO was in play. Every moment I was not outside taking pictures I had this nagging feeling that I’m missing opportunities. Despite not being out taking pictures during 100% of daylight hours I still took 16 406 pictures (including some very short videos) with my Nikon camera alone. This is after I have started, but have not made much progress with ‘clean-up’. I have no idea how many pictures on my phone, but the bulk was with the Nikon. Next step going through them once and deleting the obvious duds and “Just missed it – water only” moments.

So, as the T-Shirt says “Start Somewhere” – I actually have the T-Shirt. And as I can no longer claim to “Have a screw loose” (more on that MUCH later) today is probably as good as any.

The morning of 4 March I dutifully showed up for breakfast at around 5 am. A few early birds were already busy with their breakfast. Just as I sat down someone called out my name and commented something in the line of “Hopefully your trip can only get better”…

Chris! Chris and I had a brief discussion via a Swan Hellenic Facebook Group where we established that he and Chris(tine) will be joining this cruise- having done the reverse journey Cape Town to Ushuaia Nov 23 on sister ship SH Diana. He had quite evidently read last night’s blog post… LOL – Admittedly, I was very surprised.

I joined “Chris & Chris” for breakfast excitedly chatting about their previous journey and the run-up to today. I remember thinking that someone looking at us wouldn’t believe that we met mere minutes ago.

Following breakfast we were ushered onto the waiting bus where I recognised the other fellow guest that I had previous knowlegde of – Ash. Ash is friends and collegues with Matthew – the Cruise Norway agent that I booked my Swan Hellenic cruises through. Matthew gave me and Ash a heads up that we will be on the same cruise. Ash joined the cruise with his grandmother Helen – who soon became the beloved “Everybody’s Nan” (She’s getting that tattoo’ed after the cruise).

So the 36 of us – yes, that’s right… 36 pax set out on our adventure.

Before boarding the flight – at the boarding gate – I met Jason (of the argonauts).

On the bus between the Boarding Gate and the plane I met Pamela, who made a bold choice for her first foray into cruising – 21 days from the tip of South America to the tip of South Africa via Antarctica, South Georgia and Tristan da Cunha. Her funky red boots would become an icon of the cruise…

The Red Boots – Ushuaia balcony views – Photo provided by Pamela

At least I knew a few names (and footwear) by the time the plane touched down at Ushuaia.

The flight was uneventful – the views of the snowcapped peaks just before landing, breathtaking, just as I remember it. I did watch out for ‘turbulence’ as a YouTube influencer complained bitterly that this is known to be a VERY BUMBY flight – which I couldn’t really recall from my experiences… and again.. it wasn’t. I apparently miss all the ‘fun’ **eye-roll**

View from plane approaching Ushuaia and Airport Control Tower

We landed at the small cute airport and made sure that our checked luggage make it to the assigned area – ready for transport to SH Vega. Then it was out into the crisp air and Bus No 1 (of 1!)

Here my Antarctica cruise experience similarities ended… For those that ask me – you’ve been there, why would you want to go back… each cruise is different. Spoiler alert – With the exception of a single Brown Bluff Dejavu moment – nothing in this cruise overlapped with my previous trips -experience and itinary wise! Even the Ushuaia experience.

Our local guide took us to a lookout point close to the Ushuaia Aeroclub. From here we could see the harbour and the cruise dock from the “airport side” and take some pictures. I’ve never been here before!

Lookout point views towards the Cruise Port and the DC3-5 Tango 22 plane on the premises.

While walking to the lookout point I met Taylor and Shane – the couple that will conclude their journey with an exchange of wedding vows in South Africa. Taylor – from the pictures it was SOOOO worth it schepping the wedding dress all the way across the USA, South America, Antarctic Peninsula and the South Atlantic! Congratulations guys – the very best of wishes for your future….

Then it was a quick drive along the ‘Main road’ with a warning that MOST shops here close for a siesta between one and two! We’re due at the boat at around two pm… so super limited time for shopping.

The bus stopped at the usual place – close to “The sign” – and no I’m not putting ANOTHER picture of “The sign” in my blog… You can never have too many pictures of icebergs (or King Penguins apparently!), but that adage does not apply to “The sign”, sorry.

I was on a mission for an order of fridge magnets and possibly Havana Lemon Cookies (for a collegue). Local flight weight restrictions meant that I resolved to purchase the cookies in Ushuaia. Off – up the hill to my “Go-To” souvignier shop – trying to make the most of the short timeslot.

What do you know – the souvignier shop accross the road from it is OPEN! It has always been closed during the hours of previous visits. Having checked options in shop 1, I decided to explore options in the ‘new’ shop and fell in love with some magnets. They seemed perfect and after a quick check with the requester (thanks FlexiRoam E-sim) and w/app the decision and purchase was made. Mission accomplished!

I asked the staff about a supermarket to purchase the cookies – they referred me to a small ‘kiosk’ further up the road or a bigger supermarket some blocks away and further up the hill. No cookies at the kiosk and a fruitless search for the supermarket. Eventually I gave up, running out of time and made my way back to the bus and the waiting SH Vega – Sorry Sybren, I tried!

Ushuaia “main road” Hard Rock Cafe (Bob Chadwick!) and SH Vega patiently waiting for us.

Walking up the gangway to the Reception almost felt like going home! I later jokingly admonished Brandon for not keeping his promise of waiting for me at the end of the gangway. He did that with the July Svalbard trip, introducing himself to all the guests as they boarded – today he was otherwise occupied and would quickly come say hi while I was in line – waiting to receive my room keycard – huge hug and then disappear downstairs with things to do and people to see.

“Ms Linda, it IS you!, Putri said she saw your name on the list and hoped it would be you!” Jerome (Day Reception) and Jill (Purser) running the check-in at Reception recognised me from the previous trip. I would only see Putri (Night Reception) much later. I even had the same stateroom attendant – Melanie. She was a little taken aback when she came to introduce herself and I opened the door – LOL. Several staff members accross the vessel would recognise me as the trip got underway – even my drinks order – Coke Zero and coffee with Lactose Free Milk (not together!). I was taken aback as I kind of only expected Brandon to recognise me from Svalbard and then only because we have kept in contact sporadically and he was aware that I would be on the trip.

My anti-seasickness stickers already applied on the bus – forewarned – forearmed – I executed my other strategy of unpacking the bulk of my items as soon as I am in my stateroom and storing the suitcase under the bed. Later the afternoon I took a green apple from the fruit bowl in the Club Lounge and stored it in my fridge – just in case! Bring on the Drake Passage…

Stateroom 618 – “Home away from Home” for the next 21 days!

Enjoying the sunshine and some snacks and drinks at the pool deck – we were welcomed by Brandon and the expedition team. Gustav (Goodstuff) serenaded us as we embarked on our epic journey into the Beagle Channel on our way to the Drake Passage and eventually the Antarctic Peninsula…

We literally sailed off into the sunset with Gustav’s adapted rendition of “Leaving on the SH Vega” – apologies to John Denver… escorted by whale blows and black-browed albatross.

Sunset in the Beagle Channel, Whale (probably Minke) and Black-browed Albatross

“The power of three’s”

Buenos Aires – 4 March 2023 (Early)

Let’s just say the start of the vacation has been a bit of a whirlwind.

Flights were choc-a-block full, which means cramped spaces. The couple from the USA which shared my row on the way to Istanbul was very friendly and probably felt the same enthausiam for South-Africa, which I feel for the polar areas. It’s weird how the world works, I live in SA and have never visited the Kruger Park – having seen the big five accross other parks before I was in high school.

Boarding in Istanbul was a different story – the lady ‘gatekeeping’ the boarding area – pre-boarding.. was extremely rude. Some people were pulled out of the line and subject to extreme scrutiny – me with my ‘african’ passport and two chinese ladies also en-route to Antarctica. Third degree – much looking up of information on screens – I think she actually checked the internet if my cruise was ‘real’ and I have not dreamed up the documentation. She actually took photographs of ALL my documentation and wrote furiously in a notebook, as if to keep some form of proof that should Argentina decide to not allow me into the country – she (and Turkish Airlines) can say that they did their checks and could not find anything specific that would get me deported.

She looked severely unhappy when she eventually found nothing to not allow us on the plane. She shoved my papers in my hands and said – go.. you can go! We still don’t know what exactly that was all about – the chinese passengers were also allowed to continue their journey – much to her disgust.

Only standing in line at Immigration in Buenos Aires did I realize she did not return my printed out AirBnB confirmation.You need to provide proof of address for your first night in Argentina as part of immigration clearance. I had to look it up on the app – the very reason I print that kind of info for easy reference in these situations – which I find by default to be extremely stressful, even when I have everything on hand.

I informed the AirBnB host that I will only arrive between 1 and 2 am the morning of the 3rd of March and they confirmed that check-in at that time will not be an issue. When I arrived at the building someone from inside let me in. However, despite various attempts to connect with the hosts via the App and W/app number provided I was forced to contact AirBnB support. I was sitting on the steps in front of the apartment door from 1:55 until around 5am. At just over 4am AirBnB support contacted me and said they tried to contact the host and if they do not respond and check-in is not completed within 30 minutes, they will process a refund and cancell the booking – which unfortunately is exactly what happened.

It is 21 minutes after 9pm and I have yet to have had any feedback from the hosts as to what exactly went wrong this morning.

Luckily it is literally accross the road from the hotel that Swan Hellenic booked us in for tonight and I could check my luggage into storage and wait it out… or that was the plan untill the Swan Hellenic representative explained my predicament to the hotel reception and they informed me that my room is actually availalbe immediately and they will send up my luggage shortly. Awesome! I was super thankful. Unfortunately today this splendour is wasted on me.

Early morning – Hotel Alvear Palace – a birthday party winding down in the early morning hours

While attempting to charge my powerbank the charger cable snapped. There is a single USB outlet and it is placed in such a way that it is hard to access without contorting the charger. Luckily I ‘lost’ the use of a lightning charger on a previous journey and realised the relief I felt having a backup. I had to smile as just as I was packing I thought… do you really need TWO of these cables.. and apparently the answer is still a resounding YES.

After a warm shower I slept a while and then went out to grab something to eat from a nearby supermarket. I had a picnic in a park and watched the children (big and small) and their various pets – mostly dogs – play in the park about two blocks from the hotel.

The picnic had some repurcussions of the food poisoning variety… intense but short-lived. Slight nausea and severe fatigue persists.

Hopefully my stroke of bad luck has run it’s three-strike course and tomorrow is a new day.

The allowed checked luggage item is in front of the door -ready for collection.

Breakfast and final arrangements – collection of boarding passes and health declaration forms is from 4am tomorrow – departure to airport at 5am and check-in at airport scheduled for 5:45 for 7:45 departure to Ushuaia. Arrival at Ushuaia airport approximately 11:25.

Boarding of SH Vega will take place some time between 11:25 and departure at 18:00. At this time there will be a familiar face on board – Expedition Leader (and fellow South African) Brandon -Yay!!!

I have some shopping to do at Ushuaia – hopefully the schedule will allow for that – previous occasions have allowed some time in town prior to boarding – fingers crossed.

For now I’m going to see if I can get this uploaded and then get some more sleep before an early start tomorrow and another cramped flight – mercifully only approximately 4 hours in duration.

And then… The Drake!

Back to reality (and Buenos Aires)

22 November 2022

Woke up to a beautiful, quiet morning – safely at Ushuaia.

This morning after breakfast we were in that no man’s land between vacating the cabin and disembarkation. We sat in the Science Centre waiting for our group to be called to the busses. I remember chatting to Linda L and Derek. Goodbyes were said – not being sure if we would see each other once we’re on the move.

After boarding busses for a (very) short ride to the tourist bus stop just outside the port. Yeah, full circle – back to the infamous Ushuaia sign. We were informed that we have about 75 minutes to wander around in town before being transferred to the airport.

MS Roald Amundsen peeking out behind the Ushuaia sign, docked patiently waiting to welcome the next batch of passengers.

I took the opportunity to browse the shop where I purchased my magnet before the trip and take some pictures before returning to the bus. Some shopped more seriously or grabbed a coffee/delicacy at one of the coffee shops.

Random Ushuaia pics – the quote from the entrance of one of the shops.

Then it was back to the little airport – long check-in lines and even longer security checks. There was some knock-on delay – eventually around 90 minutes. We boarded at 13:09 – I posted this picture of the unusual artwork on the tail while standing in line.

Our pretty Jetsmart Plane taking us to Buenos Aires.

All the while myself (and Google Translate) was in discussion with my Airbnb host around estimated check-in times.

Some were getting worried about flights out of Buenos Aires – despite Hurtigruten strongly advising passengers to NOT book flights out of Buenos Aires on the (even the evening) of disembarkation.

The flight back was uneventful – same stunning Tierra del Fuego views as we departed.

“Fun del Mundo” – Jigsaw pieces and deep U shaped glacier valleys.

Following baggage claim it really felt to me as if this was the watershed moment where the Hurtigruten part of my trip ended. It was, literally, as from here I would find a Taxi to my Airbnb. I was joined by one or two familiar faces Taxi EZE stand – or was that the February trip?

Most of the other passengers who booked a package (including airport transfer and an overnight stay) were jostling to confirm which bus they were allocated to and making their way to said bus. Suddenly we weren’t part of a group anymore – they could have been any random tour group getting on their bus.

I was quite tired by the time I eventually checked into the studio apartment that would be my home for the next few days. Promptly deposited the baggage and went out exploring, looking for a conveniece store to purchase supplies – luckily I found one about three blocks up the same road.

The usual self-catering ‘staples’ in a strange town.

Having purchased some (not necessarily healthy) basics, I settled in for the night.

Some time tomorrow I have to find a “SUBE” Public Transport Card. The plan is return to Recoleta to purchase a rosary at the church (as I promised myself I would during the pre-trip tour). The National Arts Museum is not far from there.. two items checked off the “Amazing Race – Buenos Aires” checklist.

Day after tomorrow – Colonia de Sacremento daytrip – ticket secure in my documents folder.